At home I have become Wade,
And at school, I have become Squidward.
this just perfectly described my life.
April 2012
March 2012
Click play if you were alive in 1999
I NEVER REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY JAM OK
YO. YO. NO.

Fuq you guys.
I wanna move to Canada
But
I also want to move to Seattle
But
Canada
But
Seattle
*sign*
Come to Canada with me, little Acorn. I can show you the world. The Canadian world.
I KNEW YOUD DO THIS OMFG
BITEY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
AND YOU NEED HELP
KNEW IT
This shouldn’t be as funny as it is but alkfdsa
FCUkgFSgk
Fkucking hilarious. Omfg I can’t hold all these laughs.
Why am I such a huge load of useless shit omfg.

Starting to get the fucking head to shoulders ration down. ALSO MY HANDS ARE STARTING TO BE A NORMAL FUCKING SIZE.
Her name is Julia, she’ll be 14 next April. I found her in my back yard when I was five and the rest is history.
kyuuuute!
Unfollowed half the blogs I was following yeah yeah yeah.
My dash is so slow and I effin’ love it.
No matter who you are, what you have been through, how terrible you have felt, regardless of where you come from, what you do, what you look like, how you behave, always know that one thing above everything else is true.
Jack Harkness would fuck you.
I may or may not have just typed in the words “neopets” and “.com”. This is #dark
Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. Neopets is the shit.
wut?
oh my god
oh
my
god
Yooooo wtf
I told you guys meepits are fucking scary, but does anyone listen? NO.










