people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
But she doesn’t. A lot of people forget the movie takes place in an old lady’s flashback. Rose, as an old lady, gets herself flown out to this guys treasure-hunting ship at great expense, even bringing her dog and all her personal belongings, which is rude regardless. Then she makes this guy listen to her whole life story, knowing the whole time he’s looking for a particular treasure THAT’S IN HER POCKET. IT’S IN HER POCKET RIGHT NOW, AND SHE’S MAKING HIM LISTEN TO HER LIFE’S STORY. WHAT A RUDE BITCH. BUT THEN IT GETS WORSE!!! After he politely listens to the whole thing, after having flown her and all her possessions and dog to his ship at great expense because she supposedly knows where to find the treasure he wants… what does she do? She doesn’t tell him she’s got the treasure, and throws that shit overboard, ensuring it’s lost FOREVER. WHAT AN OLD, SELFISH WHORE. SHE LEARNED ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT ABOUT RESPECTING OTHER PEOPLE.” —Titanic, movie review by random guy on Reddit (via kingjaffejoffer)
- people that like me: 0
- people that like my bestfriend: 832567653463876247564315
Am I the only one who goes on tumblr while they’re supposed to be getting dressed and just ends up blogging in their underwear for an hour?
wombatery reblogged your audio post: wombatery: dotolitheshort: REDO DUMBDUMBDUMB WHAT…
I WANT THIS ON MY IPOD OMG IT’S SO CUTE. I WANT TO SING TO YOU TOO, ALYSSA.
OMG YES SERENADE ME
Are you cereal, because I will do it. I’m awful and haven’t sung for people in five years, but I would do it for you because I love you.